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[Jul. 20th, 2007|01:56 am] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | My bed | ] |
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| |  hopeful | ] |
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| | Yellowcard | ] |
Omg I'm so writing in this again! not for anybody else but for me so i can look back and actually remember what I did because I have an absolutely horrible memory!! ok so i guess we'll just start from today. that's simple enough!
Well today was a day I DIDN'T have to work.. surprise surprise! Anyways I was actually really bored because I'm so used to working so I went to Canton and shopped for my mom cuz she had to work and then came home and went out to eat with my boo Megan! We went to Monicals and it was damn good. She tried to steal a cup cuz she's a frickin klepto (sp?) haha. So then we went to Target and I bought a new bra, the new Yellowcard CD and some powder. So exciting, I know. She bought the new Brand New cd hahaha the brand new Brand New cd. funny stuff anyways i burned it and it is damn good. so i got home and megan and courtni came over and we just sat on my bed and made fun of people's pictures on facebook haha i guess we're bitches? so we took our own rendition of pictures and they're hilarious. then we sat on my porch and talked about sex. hilarious. Mushu the Dragon! hahaha Oooh Megan. Now I'm sitting in my bed writing this cuz I have wireless internet yaaay! And a laptop so now I'm even more lazy on the computer. Oh ya.. I finished the first season of Heroes on the internet today. Now I can't WAIT for the second season!!!
<3 Sarah
P.S. Tomorrow I'm seeing Hairspray!!!! |
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[Dec. 22nd, 2005|01:09 am] |
Wow ok HOW long has it been? hahaha I think about a month.
Sorry everybody I just totally dropped out of the livejournal loop hole.
I've been addicted to myspace.. i know i know it's bad of me but i'm sorry.
I've been updating on there if you would like to go read about it
www.myspace.com/myspacerawks
and it does rawk so check it out
That's about all I got sorry. |
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| I don't want to do my English Questions ew |
[Nov. 22nd, 2005|09:53 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Green Eyes~Coldplay | ] |
WOULD YOU RATHER:
1) Pierce your nose or tongue?: NOSE!! Ah I want it done so bad.
2) Be serious or be funny? Be funny. People that are too serious are bleh. u need to have a little fun in your life!
3) Drink whole or skim milk?: In between. 1% is pretty kick ass.
ARE YOU:
4) Simple or complicated?: I'm a girl.. what do you think?
DO YOU PREFER:
5) Flowers or angels?: Umm.. I guess flowers. They're pretty.
6) Partying all night or sleeping all day?: Partyin all night! and then sleeping all day lol
7) Color or black and white photos? I <3 black and white photos
8) Lust or love?: love
9) Sunrise or sunset?: Sunrise even though I've never really been up early enough to see one so maybe sunset. Both are pretty.
10) M&Ms or Skittles?: Skittles.. the tropical kind.
11) Rap or rock?: Rock!
12) Staying up late or waking up early?: Staying up late!
13) TV or radio?: TV
14) Eating apples or oranges?: Apples. I hate that rind stuff in the oranges.. bleck.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
15) Do you have a crush?: Ummm... ok yes I do. Does anybody know who it is? no. I'm keeping this a secret.
16) Do they know it?: No they don't. And they wont..
DO YOU PREFER:
17) Being hot or cold? When I'm cold I wanna be hot. When I'm hot I wanna be cold.
18) Tall or short members of the opposite sex?: Tall
19) Sun or moon?: Well.. sun in the summer and the moon at night lol.
20) Emeralds or rubies?: Both are ugly. Diamonds are a girl's best friend yo.
21) Left or right?: right
22) Having 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend?: 1 best friend most definitely.
23) Sun or rain?: Depends on my mood. Sometimes I just love rainy days.
24) Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?: Vanilla yummy.
25) Guys or girls? Guys I ain't no lezzy!
26) Green beans or carrots? green beans mmmm esp. in a green bean CASSEROLE!
27) Low fat or fat free?: Well... fat free. It's better for you.
ABOUT YOU
28) Time: 9:57 pm
29) Name: Sarah Joy Barnard
30) Piercing(s): two
31) Where do you want to live?: Oh jeez.. I would really like to live in California.
32) How many kids do you want?: Just a couple.. possibly.
33) What kind of job do you want?: A teacher.
34) Do you want to get married?: of course
35) Nervous habit?: Bite my nails, chew at my lip, change the radio stations a bunch of times, and I just always have to have my money facing the same way (is that a nervous habit??)
36) Are you double jointed?: Sadly, no.
37) Can you roll your tongue?: Nope.
38) Can you blow spit bubbles?: haha yes I can
39) Can you cross your eyes?: Kinda
40) Do you make your bed daily?: Umm definitely not.
CLOTHES
41) Which shoe goes on first?: Usually my left.
42) Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at someone?: Maybe?
44) What jewelry do you wear?: My Breast Cancer bracelet and my class ring.
45) Favorite piece of clothing?: Probably my Christmas in Action or Nascar T-shirts.
46) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: cut and then twirl.
47) Have you ever eaten Spam?: Ew sick no.
48) Mexican, Italian, or Chinese?: Oh gosh... Chinese I guess.
49) How many kinds cereal are in your cabinet?: Like 10. My mom is a crazy cereal shopper.
50) What's your favorite beverage?: Cran-Apple juice, Peach Snapple, and Dr. Pepper.
51) What's your favorite restaurant?: Taco Bell, that Chinese place in Canton, and Avanti's.
52) Do you cook?: In Foods class.
BATHROOM
53) Hair drying method?: Put gel in it and let it dry on it's own.
54) Have you ever colored your hair? Many a times.
55) Do you swear?: Every now and then, nobody's perfect.
56) Do you ever spit?: If i have a big loogie in my mouth. And what does this have to do with the bathroom?
57) You cook your own dinner?: If I'm left to fend for myself.
58) You do your own chores?: usually my mom tells me to do them. I put them off. She's gets mad and does them herself.
OTHER
59) You got laid today?: heck yes. haha no.
60) You like beef jerky?: Not really.
61) You own more than one brush?: Yeah haha I have like a miniature one from when I was in cheerleading and we had to go to away games.
62) Your favorite color(s)?: I don't have one!! I'm really going to have to get one.
63) You plan on going to college?: Yes next year to WIU!
64) You're completely broke right now?: not really.
65) You're happy with your hair?: I'm never happy with my hair. I want straight hair.
66) You own a dog?: 3 to be exact.
67) You spend your money wisely?: not in the slightest.
68) You're always making new friends?: Ummm it goes in spurts. haha
69) You like to swim?: It's pretty fun.
71) You're patient?: Not really. and i wanna be a teacher lol. |
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[Nov. 20th, 2005|12:15 am] |
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| |  bleeehhhh CRAZAY | ] |
| [ | music |
| | LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH! | ] |
oh my gosh hello
why is it so damn hot in my house
i am burning up.
jarrod's tonight was so fun... yeah!
umm jarrod got like drunk and it was funny b/c we walked outside together and he said he didn't remember it and we got up on alex's car cuz it's sexy and it was funny.
james took me and courtni and scott for a ride in his car.
The sound of it made Courtni gizz/jizz/i don't really know how to spellit.
scott farted when we got in the car but not really but it was fun to say that he did
everything was funny.
we made fun of the song "photograph"
we saw brad gergovich or whatever in a weird random spot.
he said "sup"
i laughed for about 10 mins straight.
courtni drove me to her house i drove home.
she said my burps smelled like the pizza factory.
yuuummmmyyyy
omg i forgot!!!
we played mario kart and it was some fuuuuun times.
omg my hand hurts like really really bad. my left one at that.
i hurt my wrist somehow and there's a weird bruise.
speaking of bruises, alex gives me bruises. he really likes to beat me up hardxcore.
tonight court and i talked to him for like 10 mins and it was sooo funny.
i pretty much luv alex.
he's the coolest cat ever.
except for the fact he won't go to HP tomorrow w/me and courtni
OMG HP TOMORROW I AM SO MOTHER EFFING EXCITINED AHFDSAFJDSFOIWEUROESIJAFSLKD!
Peace out home scout.
Tonight my sister told me to go on a diet.
I was like ha suck it.
But it really made me mad/sad
The phrase of the night is "pound my vag" |
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[Nov. 16th, 2005|09:23 pm] |
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| | Runaway~Mae | ] |
So I woke up at like 4:50 this morning after I had a dream about an assembly line of hamburgers and steak.. kind of weird and realized I was having weird problems breathing like I was weezy so I searched my room for my inhaler but alas it was nowhere to be found so I had to come downstairs, dig through my purse, and finally found it.. then went peacefully back to sleep.
It snowed today
It snowed
It snowed
It snoweeeeed!
But didnt' stick:(
For some reason it stuck on the window of my car and that was it, kinda weird.
And it was like MAAAAAD cold today. I was coming to work and about froze my butt off. Then I had to do register so it was cold up there cuz people kept on coming in grrrr.
This week seems crazy w/school work. I have a huge govt. test tomorrow that I havent' studied for yet and Mrs Roberts said I have to do good on it or my grade will go down cuz I have like an 86 right now which was weird cuz I started off with like a 92. I'm getting pretty lazy right now.
Courtni got a perm today hahaha. She came to the store and it was a big frizzy fro. EWWWW. I hope it looks better after the 2 days she can't wash it. Ewww it's gonna look so nasty lol.
Today in Physics I got in a crazy bad mood but then after school I was fine. It was weird. Sometimes I just like to be quiet (I know.. it's hard to believe) and when I'm quiet people always just assume I'm mad but I'm not! I'm just quiet sometimes.
So a few of us senior girls are doing a secret santa.. it's pretty much our lunch table and I am soooo excited. We're going to go out to eat at the beginning of christmas break and exchange presents. It will be fun times.
And I have no ideas for Christmas presents and it sucks cuz if I don't have any then my parents will get me gay things I don't waaaant.
Think Sarah THINK. |
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[Nov. 7th, 2005|09:35 pm] |
This journal has created too may problems.
This is going to be my last entry for awhile.
Goodbye |
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| Horoscope Hmmm |
[Nov. 2nd, 2005|05:54 pm] |
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| |  tired/procrastinative | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The Everglow~Mae | ] |
The best time to tell them your feelings is when you know they can handle the truth.
That's kinda weird.
I don't have anybody to tell my feelings to.
I'm not really "crushin" on any guys right now.
Uhh girls arent' really pissing me off for me to tell them HEY KNOCK IT OFF
My feelings are kinda all out in the open and I'm not hiding any of them
So this horoscope pretty much sucks..
PEACE |
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[Oct. 31st, 2005|10:31 pm] |
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| |  curious | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Megan talking to me | ] |
Alex makes me giggle
StAlLiOn4AlLtImE: dirty rotten cocksucker
SaRaH B 061688: awwww i <3 u too!
StAlLiOn4AlLtImE: i parenthasis three you too
Courtni came over
We watched Saw
Deanna and Adam came over.
We watched Laguna Beach.
I <3 friends. |
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[Oct. 30th, 2005|08:12 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  nostalgic | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Going Away to College~Blink 182 | ] |
This is now serving as an excuse for me NOT to do my Physics homework cuz it's yucky.
I did do my French however.. now let me tell you that was fun times.
So tonight I decided to look through old year books.
Wow.
It's so funny to see how different we all are and like all the comments I wrote about people and who was friends with who and reminisce on the old times.
I'm gonna pull those year books out like 10 years from now and be like woa.. and it'll just be weird.
It's weird thinking that after this year, I won't see most of those people ever again yet I've seen them almost every day for 12 years of my life. Kinda crazy dont ya think?
I started thinking about going to college next year and I got scared.
I like my comfort zone.
I don't like changes.
And college is a big change.
I'm freakin myself out.
On another note, my mom made hella good caramel corn today and she made a huge bowl of it so if you like caramel corn come on over cuz there's plenty for the whole town of Elmwood.
Youth Convention is Friday AH! I'm soooo excited. |
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| Lil momma show me how u move it |
[Oct. 30th, 2005|01:38 am] |
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| | Let's Get It Started~Black Eyed Peas | ] |
Tonight was a pretty sweet night. Or should I say LAST night? Hmm...
Well I worked with Alex from 3-9 and working with Alex is ALWAYS fun times! We talked about him being a bum b/c he had "unruly" hair.. and a beard growing in lol So then I think it was Mallory that had the bright idea to take pictures of him doing bummish things.. or it could've been Alex. I can't really remember. ANYWAYS
We grabbed a camera and took pictures of him by a dumpster, sleepin on the forklift, and chillin w/ Gay Gay's coat hahaha. All while having a rootbeer bottle in his hand so it totally looked like beer! I thought I was going to pee.
So then I had to go up and do register and actually work for 3 hours so that sucked.
When we got off work, we went uptown (after picking up Courtni) and took pictures of him sleeping on a park bench, the gazebo, and bushes. When he was laying on the stairs in a really uncomfortable position, he kept on saying HURRY in this weird voice and I couldn't take the picture cuz it was sooo funny
Then we took pictures of him @ the post office and Courtni's trying to get her mail. OMG they were so fun to take!!
So then we went to Jarrods cuz they were having a big halo party. Wow ok guys are funny when they play halo. They seriously build up a bunch of rage throughout the week and then just take it out for like 4 hours straight on Halo I swear. Daniel was saying some funny crap but only b/c he's German and it's just funny to hear him say anything. Later on, Courtni and Dave and Chode went outside so then Alex and I decided to be stealth and sneak up on them after we saw Jarrod out there but then gay 8th graders blew our cover so Chode was going to shoot us with some kind of CO2 gun or something.
Then uhhh people played super MarioKart and Alex and I just kinda talked about Mrs Baird while Alex stole drinks of Chode's "Dr Pepper" hahaha
Now it's like 1:45 and I gotta be goin to bed b/c I have to get up at like 8 tomorrow to work from 9-1. Yay
<3 Sarah |
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[Oct. 29th, 2005|12:11 am] |
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I'm not in a state to write in this
Tonight was the last game.
Courtni and I cried when Chode and Marcus went onto the field after the game was over:( And then I gave Chode a big hug b/c he just looked like he needed it.
We went to Alex's
Things happened
Alex and I went outside and I started crying.
But Alex is pretty much the coolest guy friend ever
Tonight there were a lot of tears shed.
Does this entry even make any sense? |
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[Oct. 27th, 2005|10:39 pm] |
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| | These Lights~The Forecast | ] |
I had fun last night:)
Alana Meghan Courtni and I went to Gepetto's for some dinner and it was good times.
Then after we were done and just sitting around talking, Chode called to see if I wanted to come over.
So I did.
And that was also fun times.
Listen to the funniest/corniest thing I think I've ever heard him say..
So we were watching the baseball game and there were all these people with their face painted like bees and they had signs with bees on them and there was a guy up to bat and I was like I think that's his nickname..
Chode: Must BEEEEE
HAHA oh man it killed me.
Then this lady walked downstairs and he thought it was Roc so he went WHO AHH YOU? in this weird voice and it wasn't Rocque. Umm those are just a couple highlights.. yeah
so then i came home and did some homework and went to bed around 12 that was fun times
and then i totally bombed my govt homework and test today so yeah that was pretty awesome.
I went to Youth tonight. We had a fall bash.
After Youth, Hannah Deanna Adam Derek Brittany and Peter all came over and we hung out @ mi casa. Peter put on this crazy fro that I didn't even know we had and was just talkin on the internet to people with it on. Then like Deanna Britt and I would just stop talking and stare at him and he was doing the funniest stuff! So Peter is now hilarious in my book.
And that is all.
<3 Sarah |
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[Oct. 26th, 2005|04:33 pm] |
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| | Jumper~Third Eye Blind | ] |
This morning sucked
I picked my curling iron up with the wrong hand and burnt only one finger. Not really sure how that happened.
I was like super tired all day so it pretty much sucked
Jeez just writing that I was really tired made me even more tired.
I'm gonna need to stop that.
Alex was being really mean to me today and I don't know why and it kinda made me mad.
In French Jen killed me. Hannah told her to laugh in slow motion for some reason and she goes GOO with this really weird face and it was just hilarious. Had to be there.
In Physics I found a gray hair on Vidal's head and Alex goes well Vidal that's one hair that you do have! It was very funny b/c Vidal is kinda going bald somewhat ya know!
We had to do like 66-71 and so Vidal goes Courtni what number are you on?
Courtni: 69!
Vidal: Hey that's what number I'm on.
Courtni: We can do it togeth... hahahahahaha NEVER MIND.
Very funny and Mr Meyers was like ok there is a level of appropriateness in this class Courtni! Good stuff.
I'm going to go eat @ Gepetto's with Alana and Courtni in like an hour. That'll be fun.
I really like the outfit I wore today. I have one of those long necklaces on. Craig said it looks like candy corn though. Boo on Craig.
I'm in <3 with The Forecast. |
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| Must I always be waiting waiting on you |
[Oct. 23rd, 2005|12:58 am] |
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| [ | music |
| | Unreachable~Ashlee Simpson | ] |
Umm yeah definitely didn't have that conversation
Why?
Because I didn't think it was worth it, that's why.
And that is that.
I had a really fun night tonight w/Alex! We worked 6 hours together and then went to Peoria to Best Buy so I could get Ashlee Simpson YAAAAY! And we went to Target b/c I thought he wanted to get a pair of pants and we get there and he's like no I don't want any and they were closing so we had to leave and it was a totally pointless trip there! Anyways we went to Rave and saw A History of Violence. That was a pretty good movie. It was very sexual though so watch out. They're 69'n. Goin at it on the stairs, you see a naked woman.. I was like what the crap WHOA!! And it was very graphic so if you can't handle blood and all that gory stuff just don't see it. Then we left the theatre and found somebody's liscense in the parking lot but left it there cuz gay Rave was like closed and he didn't answer when we yelled his name haha. And then we saw 3 deer on the way home. Yipee!
Anyways, good times with Alex and I get to work with him tomorrow too! It's like frickin Alex weekend!
So we won the Senior Night game last night by 1 point! It was insane. Cody made the winning touchdown and it was pretty sweet. Rocque and I were going crazy jumping up and down and I hit my jaw on her shoulder. It kinda hurts. Jess Way also kicked me even though I didn't tell her and now there's a bruise on the back of my knee but it's ok! I don't care lol. After the game Court and I went to 5th quarter and actually stayed until 11. That's a first. And then we went to Rocque's house and just kinda sat around ate some weiners ya know. Good times. And I came home and went to BED!
Ugh tomorrow I have to frickin work on scholarship crap and have a buttload of French homework that I am totally not looking forward to.
So.... I'm really just not knowing what to do right now and it's frustrating me but then again I don't care. It's a really weird feeling and I'm not sure that I like it. |
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[Oct. 18th, 2005|09:32 pm] |
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| |  sad | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Bring On the Rain~Jo Dee Messina | ] |
So I thought that after last night everything was good but apparently I was wrong because after tonight I'm pretty much right back where I started.
I'm going to have to have this talk that so many people have been telling me to have and I've been putting it off and putting it off for like weeks.
I'm scared...
I probably won't even do it.
Why am I such a chicken shit?
U know what?
I wonder how many people actually read this journal and it's like WHOA! I didn't really know it was that popular and so I'm wondering if I should start making it private or not.. I dunno if I like all of these people reading about my personal life! Even though I don't really get into detail about the personal stuff, just a quick overview w/out mentioning any names but still..
What do you think for all of you that read this? |
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| Just another manic Monday.... |
[Oct. 17th, 2005|10:08 pm] |
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| | In Another Life~Ashlee Simpson | ] |
I had post tests first hour. That sucked. But I got one more lap than I did last year HUH! I'm in awesome shape! lol not really. I only got a level 2 but i got like 2 more than the beginning of the level 2 so that's cool. People were like passin out and what not and I was totally not even taking it seriously. I was like pshhh screw this! They played cool 90's music and I think that like pumped me up and made me run faster.
So let's see here.. nothing really happened today. Ummm after school I had to work 3:30-6:00. Zak was being NUTS!!! I went back into the deli to say hey to Jono and Zak was like SHE WANTS TO KISS YOU!!! I was like omg whatever. That wasn't really an instance of him being nuts but just take my word on it.
I went to the JV game afterwards with Hannah Alana and Courtni. Hannah had to leave early though to get her brother. So then it was just Alana Courtni and I. We had some good times. Alana is absolutely hilarious and Courtni's hilarious and I'M hilarious so it's just fun times.
After the game I talked to Chode and I think we're good now which is good. He gave me a ride home and Matt Savage like yelled at him because he didn't open the door for me. It was pretty funny.
So I got home and Alana and Courtni called me so we all talked 3 way and then they got off the phone and said they were going to drive by and see me.
So then I called Alex to I dunno tell him like one thing and it ended up being like a 40 minute conversation! That's nuts. First he wasn't talking cuz he was watching tv and it was funny cuz I told him a story and he was like haha yeah and I was like omg are you even listening? And he was like nope! It was funny. Then Courtni and Alana came by and they just talked like in their car and I just stood by the car and talked to Alex haha I said like hi to them. Then they had to leave cuz Court had to be home by 9 and then Alex and I just talked for some more but had to go cuz he had to use the bathroom lol.
Then I had chili at like 9:45 for supper and now I have to do physics and it's going to suck.
ASHLEE SIMPSON'S CD COMES OUT TOMORROW AHHHHHHHH!!! Go listen to her whole new album at mtv.com cuz that's what I'm doin! |
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[Oct. 16th, 2005|02:13 pm] |
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| | My Hump~Black Eyed Peas | ] |
Besides the fact of having to get up early, I <3 Sunday mornings @ work b/c Alex pretty much rocks.
Today we sang that song about raindrops lemon drops and gum drops etc. in the milk cooler and then he sprayed whipped cream on me so that wasn't funny but then again it was.
He scared the crap out of me.
We were sitting on the forklift together and Jessica walks by and goes awww Kodak moment and Alex grabs his shoe, shoves it in my face and goes KODAK MOMENT THIS!
Last night I went into P-Town with Courtni and Chels. We ate at Avanti's. It smelled like fish. I never realized how cheap Avanti's was. I'm goin back.
Rocque left me a voicemail singing My Humps along with the radio. I definitely saved that beast.
Went to Northwoods mall! Got some cheap shirts @ Gadzooks but one doesn't fit and I can't take it back because it was on sale booo. Anybody want it? It's ok it was only like $5.
Went to V-Secret. Chelsea farted and then walked away from it. That was funny. Courtni got jipped $10 and it took like 20 minutes to get it back. Left around closing time.
Drove to Willow and then Rave to check out some movies. Chelsea yelled HEEEEY I FARTED to this couple. I about peed.
Went and saw Elizabethtown.. umm kinda weird? Chelsea kept on going AH THIS IS THE STUPIDEST MOVIE EVER! Some parts were funny though.
I think Courtni was in a bad mood on the way home because she was going to be late. Crap I forgot to ask her if she got in trouble last night. Did you get in trouble last night?
Alex left a voicemail during the movie telling me and Court to come over but Court couldn't cuz she had to go home.
I got a very interesting text message on the way home from Wocque... Boys pretty much suck ass.
Went to Alex's, he was wasted. I had a heart to heart w/Dave about our problems sitting at the fire while Alex was about ready to pass out somewhere. I went over to help him up and just as I did he started puking. Thaaaat was cute. I drove him home because I'm a good friend. He got out of the car, started puking. Again, very cute. So I got out and helped him because he dropped a bunch of crap out of his bookbag and then I watched him go into the house so I was sure he didn't like pass out on the porch or something and then I came home and went to bed around 2.. and had a great Sunday morning. |
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[Oct. 14th, 2005|03:49 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Don't Lie~Black Eyed Peas | ] |
This is the funniest thing
So today in French Jen and I were talking when we were supposed to be studying but oh well and so we were talking and this is how it goes:
Me: Yeah she's in a sorority I guess
Jen: What sorority?!
Me: I dunno like Alpha Delta something or another
Jen: What like Alpha Delta FATTY!
It killed me just because Jen kills me and it was funny.
Tonight's the last game before senior night:(
I'm not gonna cry.. I'm not gonna cry... haha
Tomorrow night I'm hanging out with Chels and Court and it's gonna be fuuuuunnnnn
I'm in a really good mood right now and I'm not sure why because David and Alex crippled my left arm in homeroom. |
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| This is for Courtni.. and anybody else who thinks poop is funny! |
[Oct. 12th, 2005|10:14 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Bedroom Talk~The Starting Line | ] |
*The Poopie List*
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie! |
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[Oct. 11th, 2005|09:46 pm] |
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Ok so last night I watched an episode of Laguna Beach and then like practically lived one.. jeez the drama I'm having is just not good.. and then (for all of you that know what happened last night...) I looked at my horscope and it said this:
You suspect they have a hidden agenda. Give them the benefit of the doubt.
That is just tooooo weird. Toooooooo weird.
Today was a fun day. First hour courtni and i were being crazy. I ran the first 3 laps with her and she was making noises cuz it was cold and so I was like omg the police are here! And she was like WHERE?! And I go ON THE FIELD! Omg it was so funny for all of you that know about the whole "theres a flag.. on the field etc." so then the last lap she like sucked up all of my energy and ran away while I slowed down and ran with Meghan and Michelle cuz 3 people always look better than 2 lol.
SO then we just walked around the track and talked about how faggish people are.
2nd hour I talked to Jess Way about Talan and Jess. Omg I was crying we were laughing so hard. It was hilarious. Then on the way to lunch Courtni and I were dying because we were talking about moles hahahha. And then at lunch we were laughing because of how somebody was staring over at our table. Oh jeez it was a giggly first half of the day.. then in English it was boring but we got to vote for student of the month! Jacy picked me because I'm funny. I felt very honored and touched lol. Foods was boring also. Our kitchen already made all of our cookies so I just sat and talked to Kendra Hannah and occassionally Chode the whole class.
During HR we had to go to Mrs Welch's room and then disassemble the float. I wrote I Luv Sarah on Alex's phone as his banner and so now his brother thinks we're dating lol. Then Alex and I were walking to the dumpster to throw stuff away and so then Alex like fake choked me and made me fall down! That jerk! So then I ran to catch him but when I caught him I didn't really know what to do so I just like hit him lol.
Then I worked and it was stupid.. and I went to Gepetto's with Han and Court. Then I tried to do Physics but couldn't because I'm retarded lol. And that was my day. |
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